How to Cure Silly Window Film Syndrome

Why silly window film syndrome? Recently, we were reading a post from one of our Twitter followers, Randy Clark. And he accused us of **gasp** being silly! As if that could happen! Anyhow, we were thinking that with all the talk about security violations and privacy lately, one thing that window film really does for you is get you the privacy you need to be as silly as you need to be. Hence, silly window film syndrome was born! Here’s the tweet that inspired this blog post, by the way.

There is a Silly Window Syndrome

Did you know there’s a silly window syndrome? Yes, there is. But that has to do with TCP packets and a David Clark (no relation to Randy Clark). However, as far as we know, there is no silly window film syndrome–yet! So you read about it here first, folks!

What is Silly Window Film Syndrome?

Silly window film syndrome is the ability to be silly because you’re protected by the privacy of window film. People can’t see you making faces, practicing your selfies with your cat, or performing the goofiest goat yoga that yet exists. Silly window film syndrome lets you figure out all the Michael Jackson moves you never mastered back in the ’80s. Curse at your in-laws, make hats out of tin foil, and practice putting on makeup using YouTube videos. Anything is possible.

How to Cure Silly Window Film Syndrome?

To cure silly window film syndrome, do nothing. Without window film, you’ll have to stay serious or risk having someone record you and put a video of you imitating a squirrel up on YouTube. Your life will never look the same. People will point at you and laugh. Unless, of course, they are equally silly. In that case, they may suggest that you become president of the Squirrel Imitators, who meet every Wednesday evening in the park. You know the park? The one with all the trees? That one.

The Choice is Yours

Do you want the freedom to be silly? Then for heaven’s sakes, get yourself some window film. Window film syndrome is not something to be cured after all! If you need ideas on how to be silly, call us! And we also can answer your questions about window film, too! We work all over the greater San Francisco Bay Area.